summer

I have encountered summer in the middle of December, but that was in Texas where things are very different than in the regular world. Texas is so different indeed that some yankees have been known to melt and others to dry up and blow away from that extremes of Texas. This is not something that should ever be admitted to a Texan though because the very nature of Texans is such as to make them erogent and even as unbearable in their speech as their state can be in it's weather.