3D

»If you saw your pubic hair on a public toilet would you remove it..you know out of courtesy?«

»well,« he explained, »i went into our staff bathroom and saw my pubic hair on the urinal and well didnt know what to do.«

»uh? how'd you know it was yours?« i asked.

»well, it was blue.« he confessed. » you see i dyed my pubic hair half blue and half red so my penis would be in 3D.«

true story