Japan

»If Japan is not at hand, what can one do?« Which crazy Blaster Master asked this particular nut-case of a question?? As the Japanese will tell you, Japan has always been to hand (and to foot and to front and to back...) since the divine days of creation outlined in 'Kojiki' – and if you don't stop being so cheeky in the West, Amaterasu-Omikami (the Sun Goddess) will give you a good old spanking!!