tiger

Today I imagined a planet where all the people are tigers.

But they walk on two feet.

Some work in downtown office buildings and wear gray business suits and carry black briefcases. They are very tall and dignified. Their tails never droop and touch the concrete sidewalks.

Some play tennis and their clothes are very white and I'm not sure how they hold their rackets.

All the tiger-people are vegetarians. Except on Fridays when they eat fish. The oil is good for their fur.