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One evening, in an airport, a dignified, silver-haired airline pilot was stopped in by a young woman.
She said, 'Excuse me, but I'm working on my master's thesis in psychology. May I ask you a personal question?'
'Sure,' the captain good-naturedly replied.
'Okay,' said the student, taking out her clipboard. 'When was the last time you had sex?'
The captain thought for a moment, then said 'Around 1955.'
'Gosh,' exclaimed the student, 'That was so long ago!'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the captain, looking at his watch. 'It's only 2130 now.'
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