| Amount of texts to »Kraut« | 25, and there are 25 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 130 Characters |
| Average Rating | 0.840 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 11th 2000, 14:10:09 wrote anybody about Kraut |
| Latest text | on Jan 14th 2009, 08:55:20 wrote Michel and Bruno and a shade of Batemann about Kraut |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 10) |
on Apr 24th 2006, 22:37:23 wrote
on Apr 28th 2000, 09:33:39 wrote
on Jan 17th 2006, 21:26:59 wrote |
kraut meet´s Tommy in the street
both they stand on sim´lar feet
they both do like to drink good beer
that is why they stay not here
they go together hand in hand
to the pub like on command
they laugh they drink and get along
in the end repeat this song....
I had a jar sitting in the room. I awkwardly had notthing to say. I pickked up the jar and remarked to him, »there was sour kraut in this jar.« it was such a stupid thing to say. So i said, »and everytime there is something wrong, we will just say there was sour kraut in that jar, and everything will be fine. only you and i will know what was in this jar that is the neat and great thign about it« and he said »and only you and i ever will« He said it to me after afterwards, i shook my head and cried. The last words i said to him were » there was sour kraut in that jar.« and the last words he said to me were that i was the truest persons he has experienced and that my words are incredible, the best way for me to express how i feel. the last thing i did, after his words was i cried.
In the U.S. we have a delicious sandwich called a »Reuben.« You may have eaten one yourself. Unfortunately we've had to give up the usual filling, corned beef – because we're either living lower on the food chain, or worried about mad cow disease – and the usual bread is suspect because of all the genetically tweaked grains sloshing around here. Now I make my Reubens with turkey meat on bread made from organic flour, but it doesn't taste quite right. At least the sauerkraut and the dressing are still the same as ever.
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