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blöök! wrote on May 2nd 2000, 21:40:02 about
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red »H« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue »Y« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green »M« on her chest.
»Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?« asks the doctor.
»No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?«
Julianne wrote on Apr 15th 2000, 08:13:16 about
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Now I will share with you my favorite graffito of all time. You need to do this in 2 colors or if you don't have 2 colors, use different handwriting styles.
FIRST STYLE: My mother made me a lesbian.
SECOND STYLE: If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one too?
Maybe you had to be there!
sara the mac wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 08:54:29 about
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she ran away from her parents' white-picket-fenced suburbia to live in the lesbian capital of the known universe. numerologists studied the postal code and discovered a correspondence between the first 6 digits and the letters of sappho's name. she didn't care about that. she had to figure out what the new rules were and what the new game was called.
| Some random keywords |
pioneer
Created on Apr 28th 2000, 09:37:31 by Greenie, contains 12 texts
bureaucracy
Created on Mar 9th 2001, 15:31:34 by the old pirate, contains 11 texts
Jello
Created on Mar 11th 2001, 17:23:37 by Josef, contains 8 texts
second
Created on Mar 4th 2001, 21:05:41 by mirrorcage, contains 23 texts
hardcore
Created on Jun 11th 2001, 14:53:42 by Gareth, contains 21 texts
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| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Pubertätspoesie
Created on Aug 1st 2000, 17:56:25 by Björn, contains 32 texts
Mister-Superflasche
Created on Apr 9th 2006, 23:33:09 by Nanunana, contains 4 texts
überdurchschnittlich
Created on Apr 19th 2003, 23:27:23 by Toby, contains 16 texts
Spielzeugfabrik
Created on Mar 1st 2002, 19:22:47 by Das Gift, contains 8 texts
unlösbar
Created on Oct 28th 2005, 05:43:12 by kraehenschwinge, contains 7 texts
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