once

Once upon a time, there was a little man named Norman. He was a wrinkled old man, and lived a long happy life. His secret? Three pints of Guinness a day, a different woman every week, and no children to wear him down.

Norman may have lived a long happy life... but he died a lonely man, his last word consisting of a single tear falling from his left eye onto the satin pillowcase beneath his head.