Amount of texts to »China« |
28, and there are 28 texts (100.00%)
with a rating above the adjusted level
(-3) |
Average lenght of texts
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211 Characters |
Average Rating |
1.679 points, 6 Not rated texts |
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on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus
about China |
Latest text |
on Aug 1st 2021, 23:41:29 wrote Bürgerfried
about China |
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(overall: 6) |
on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:41:20 wrote wauz about China
on Aug 1st 2021, 22:37:23 wrote Bürgerfried about China
on Jul 9th 2021, 22:10:00 wrote Bürgerfried about China
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Texts to »China«
elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about
China
Rating: 3 point(s) |
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
chorus wrote on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 about
China
Rating: 6 point(s) |
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I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
Jeff wrote on May 16th 2000, 02:55:18 about
China
Rating: 3 point(s) |
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Above the entrance to the Forbidden City that faces Tiananmen Square is a massive portrait of Mao Zedong. He's so huge that the wart on his chin is actually the houses a small collective that collects air pollution and packages it for sale to greedy American entreprenuers. The pollution, in powdered form, is sold as a flavoring.
KD wrote on Sep 20th 2000, 22:16:09 about
China
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»The Great Wall of China,« said Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space.«
»You always go on about space,« said Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.
»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here.«
the old pirate wrote on Mar 7th 2001, 22:30:36 about
China
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Astronauts report that the Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Sorry, people.
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act
Created on May 25th 2001, 22:35:59 by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, contains 12 texts
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Created on Oct 3rd 2002, 17:27:09 by plymyth S., contains 9 texts
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Created on Mar 4th 2001, 06:08:08 by Aunt Mabel, contains 29 texts
rubber
Created on Jun 11th 2002, 23:03:37 by richard, contains 12 texts
wow
Created on Jan 1st 2004, 01:23:45 by Blaise, contains 5 texts
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Biertrinkerinnen
Created on Sep 20th 2004, 23:35:53 by mcnep, contains 8 texts
Mailand
Created on Jan 10th 2001, 22:21:28 by krümelratte, contains 39 texts
Mormonentorpedos
Created on Oct 6th 2002, 11:13:34 by Jakob the dark Hobbit, contains 11 texts
Frauenselbstverteidigung
Created on Jun 15th 2015, 13:32:49 by Nora, contains 22 texts
DieSchachtelnstapelnsichbiszurDecke
Created on Apr 16th 2003, 21:18:56 by Kirschblüte, contains 12 texts
Pickelzucht
Created on Apr 30th 2008, 06:38:41 by Armin Kron, contains 14 texts
KORONA
Created on Apr 3rd 2017, 18:18:19 by Rita, contains 12 texts
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