crush
Rating: 5 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyI have a new crush every week. This week his name is not important. His missing phone call is.
| Amount of texts to »crush« | 29, and there are 29 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 151 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.586 points, 1 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 10th 2000, 22:40:26 wrote bwonder2 about crush |
| Latest text | on Apr 26th 2005, 09:07:31 wrote oi about crush |
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on Apr 26th 2005, 09:07:31 wrote |
I have a new crush every week. This week his name is not important. His missing phone call is.
Only one vowel difference to »crash«, but the effect is almost certainly the same.
Know this as an immutable truth of the universe: Every American boy had a crush on Tinker Bell.
i got an orange crush. i stuck it in my pants and rode away on my big fat banana seat bike.
i got an orange crush. i drank it on the dirty cigarette-strewn sand.
i got an orange crush. i put it in the fridge. i drank it in an ice-cream float and then went to take a wiz.
i got an orange crush. i fed it to a plant. i crushed the can beneath my vans and kicked it to the trees.
i got an orange crush. i drink one everyday.
Crush videos are films featuring attractive women in high heels stomping on insects or even small mammals. One of the strangest and least erotic-seeming fetishes the world has ever known, right up there with nose bondage.
his weight crushed me and just when i thought I couldn't breathe he got up, pushed away from me like i was the Thanksgiving dinner table...
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