elephant
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 111 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.592 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
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