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First text on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote
Groggy groove about elephant
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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about

elephant

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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards

Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about

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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.

cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:53:20 about

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How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.

What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.

Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 about

elephant

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about

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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.

Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about

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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?

An elephant is grey.

Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about

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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.

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