Random associativity, rated above-average positively
Texts to »Elephant«
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
elephant
Rating: 8 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
elephant
Rating: 5 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ītil autumn.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
goatmax1 wrote on Sep 25th 2000, 23:17:47 about
elephant
Rating: 4 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
Rating: 5 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
| Some random keywords |
muslim
Created on Nov 30th 2002, 17:22:27 by genuine empress, contains 12 texts
rope
Created on Mar 5th 2001, 04:08:57 by the old pirate, contains 12 texts
cuisine
Created on Apr 28th 2000, 09:41:47 by Greenie, contains 30 texts
Mornington
Created on Jan 13th 2001, 04:07:15 by Hitler, contains 4 texts
limit
Created on Apr 12th 2000, 11:45:08 by sea-ridge, contains 23 texts
|
| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Mathematikerin
Created on Mar 18th 2009, 16:30:46 by Maya, contains 8 texts
Konkursverwalter
Created on Oct 22nd 2003, 11:35:14 by mcnep, contains 7 texts
Troja
Created on Apr 5th 2001, 09:43:59 by Bibelfester, contains 26 texts
Autofeuerzeug
Created on Apr 15th 2000, 18:18:41 by Rungi Tungi, contains 14 texts
Schwanzbieger
Created on Aug 23rd 2005, 19:20:45 by Riccardo, contains 8 texts
Weihnachtsstern
Created on Nov 29th 2002, 17:26:40 by Liamara, contains 10 texts
Coloradio
Created on May 2nd 2003, 18:58:08 by biggi, contains 9 texts
|