Amount of texts to »elephant« 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 111 Characters
Average Rating 1.592 points, 10 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote
Groggy groove about elephant
Latest text on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote
moty about elephant
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on Mar 25th 2001, 16:06:42 wrote
Emma Example about elephant

on Jan 21st 2002, 19:24:19 wrote
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Texts to »Elephant«

wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about

elephant

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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.

cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about

elephant

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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.

Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about

elephant

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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?

An elephant is grey.

ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about

elephant

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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards

Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about

elephant

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Which ant is the biggest one?

The Eleph-Ant!!!

Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about

elephant

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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.

Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:59:17 about

elephant

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Why are there so many elephants running around in the jungle?

Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all.

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