elephant
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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on Apr 30th 2000, 15:19:47 wrote |
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
The elephant is a big animal which lives often in africa or asia.
An Elephant has a long nose, which he can use as substitute for a hand. e.g. with the help of his nose, an elephant can put some food into his mouth.
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