elephant
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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on Jun 13th 2005, 17:29:59 wrote
on May 18th 2000, 09:09:59 wrote
on Apr 30th 2000, 15:19:47 wrote |
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why are there so many elephants running around in the jungle?
Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
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