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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
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First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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