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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
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First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
How to put an elephant into the refrigerator?
Open the door, push the elephant into the refrigerator, close the door.
And how do yuo get a giraffe into a refrig. ?
No Chance! There's an elefant inside...
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