| Amount of texts to »face« | 43, and there are 36 texts (83.72%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 101 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.047 points, 5 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 13:16:31 wrote glad-to-see-you about face |
| Latest text | on Aug 5th 2008, 10:30:35 wrote kallop about face |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 5) |
on Apr 4th 2008, 21:57:15 wrote
on Oct 25th 2001, 01:52:41 wrote
on Sep 10th 2001, 21:24:37 wrote |
My face was on a milk carton once – I wandered off as a child and they couldn't find me – I am too young to remember how they found me – but eventually they did.
My family doesn't talk about it much.
Maybe I shouldn't be writing this.
But I have now...
so
submit
Let's face it, that box below is pretty empty if you write nothing down there.
oh no. no no no no no.
do not look at my face.
you see, it was never even there.
I was so ugly as a child that my mother diapered my face. She took me everywhere just so she wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye. I didn't just get hit with the ugly stick – the whole flippin' tree fell on me from 20,000 feet. I wasn't even allowed to enter the Ugly Man Contest at the state fair. No professionals, they said.
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