| Amount of texts to »language« | 52, and there are 48 texts (92.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on Apr 3rd 2001, 20:10:13 wrote quotidian about language |
| Latest text | on Jun 29th 2017, 11:29:42 wrote Knom about language |
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on Oct 23rd 2012, 03:13:36 wrote
on Jun 29th 2017, 11:29:42 wrote |
The common language of the Compost tribes is known as »Cinema Babble«, though a loose translation. Better to be safe and speak as a fragrance.
With its vocabulary of approximately one million words, English is by far the world's richest language – but only because is so gleefully accepts words from other languages.
For example, there is no counterpart in English for 'silhouette,' 'caravan,' 'schooner,' 'chipmunk' or 'hammock' – to mention just a few – so we use the foreign word itself.
Indeed, a mere 5% of words in English are derived from Anglo-Saxon.
Language creates meaning by difference.
The word »cat« and the word »hat« differ only in their first letters.
But that difference indicates the wisdom of placing the item on one's head.
Frank speaks his cinema-babble in the dark, wishing himself across the sea to the inimitable Piccadilly. He remembers how an onion crossed his palm somewhere on down the Lost Highway, and how the shape of Piccadilly's bald head mimicked, exactly, the curve of the onion. Vidalia the harbinger, Vidalia the prophecy.
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
#2: RENE
Named after the famous French philosopher and mathematician Rene DesCartes, RENE is a language used for artificial intelligence. The language is being developed at the Chicago Center of Machine Politics and Programming under a grant from the Jane Byrne Victory Fund. A spokesman described the language as »Just as great as dis [sic] city of ours.«
The center is very pleased with progress to date. They say they have almost succeeded in getting a VAX to think. However, sources inside the organization say that each time the machine fails to think it ceases to exist.
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
#17: SARTRE
Named after the late existential philosopher, SARTRE is an extremely unstructured language. Statements in SARTRE have no purpose; they just are. Thus SARTRE programs are left to define their own functions. SARTRE programmers tend to be boring and depressed, and are no fun at parties.
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As sheer casual reading matter, I still find the English dictionary the most interesting book in our language.
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– Albert Jay Nock (1873-1945)
– Memoirs of a Superfluous Man [1943], IV, ch. 1
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