steve wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 21:14:54 about
telephone
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Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.
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| Amount of texts to »telephone« | 29, and there are 23 texts (79.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 wrote daisy about telephone |
| Latest text | on Mar 26th 2008, 20:40:30 wrote Emma Example about telephone |
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rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:32:38 about
telephone
Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyWhy is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?
Donnie Pi wrote on Jul 11th 2001, 16:56:29 about
telephone
Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyWhen I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.
rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:34:10 about
telephone
Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyThe telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.
steve wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 00:16:37 about
telephone
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I have a cellular telephone.
My company pays for it. Otherwise, I would not have one.
I abhor it. My wife says that it's a great thing to have, but I think that
people have gotten along fine without them for thousands of years.
Napoleon got along fine without a cel phone...well, he probably could
have used one at Waterloo...bad example, but I NEVER use it when I am
in the car, because that's just fucking insane.
boggess wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 17:33:02 about
telephone
Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyi got woken up by a phone call one morning, and it was this guy trying to get me to buy something, or submit my identity for some corporate rapine, or maybe he just had the wrong number. anyway, i hung up on him, and got a call from this girl i wasn't dating at the time who just wanted me to know that she was right outside my door, it was locked, and she wanted to come in and use the phone. i wasn't awake enough to understand wit, so i just got up and let her in. she said she liked my boxers.
daisy wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 about
telephone
Rating: 7 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyMr Graham Bell can be loved or detested. Depends on whether the telephone brings you calls from people who love you or from the telephone company telling you your bill is unpaid and they are about to cut you off.
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