Amount of texts to »telephone« 29, and there are 23 texts (79.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 168 Characters
Average Rating 3.345 points, 0 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 wrote
daisy about telephone
Latest text on Mar 26th 2008, 20:40:30 wrote
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Texts to »Telephone«

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:34:10 about

telephone

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.

steve wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 21:14:54 about

telephone

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Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.

Eno H. Pelet

Donnie Pi wrote on Jul 11th 2001, 16:56:29 about

telephone

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When I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.

poemhead wrote on Oct 25th 2001, 05:50:02 about

telephone

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

the last of the beer drained
the end of countless cigarettes
credit cards tapped out
empty baggies of yesterdays lunch
the sigh of a world condemed to be inhabited by humans,
a cellphone rings in the distance

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:32:38 about

telephone

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Why is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?

daisy wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 about

telephone

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Mr Graham Bell can be loved or detested. Depends on whether the telephone brings you calls from people who love you or from the telephone company telling you your bill is unpaid and they are about to cut you off.

boggess wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 17:33:02 about

telephone

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i got woken up by a phone call one morning, and it was this guy trying to get me to buy something, or submit my identity for some corporate rapine, or maybe he just had the wrong number. anyway, i hung up on him, and got a call from this girl i wasn't dating at the time who just wanted me to know that she was right outside my door, it was locked, and she wanted to come in and use the phone. i wasn't awake enough to understand wit, so i just got up and let her in. she said she liked my boxers.

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