| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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130 Characters |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
Harold wrote on Jan 10th 2005, 15:19:06 about
wife
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My wife is my lifemate, my support and my companion. She is also the love of my life.
I'm very fortunate in her.
wigbomb wrote on Oct 21st 2001, 08:54:30 about
wife
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The seventeen time loser prays for a wife with delicate hands. Frequently more absurd submissions float.
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squirrel
Created on Dec 23rd 2001, 20:50:50 by [das flederwiesel], contains 12 texts
team
Created on Apr 12th 2001, 23:19:06 by kitiden, contains 7 texts
factors
Created on Nov 21st 2000, 21:55:04 by rahelab, contains 6 texts
ILLUMINATI
Created on Jan 2nd 2001, 11:12:08 by CUBE-E, contains 33 texts
for
Created on Sep 11th 2002, 09:43:35 by inga, contains 20 texts
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Wutsmensch
Created on Dec 28th 2001, 01:21:50 by cabraz, contains 8 texts
Schrott
Created on Jul 6th 2001, 21:37:41 by Mcnep, contains 38 texts
Ruder-Legenden
Created on Sep 22nd 2015, 17:30:34 by Schlagmann, contains 81 texts
Quietistic-Intelligence-Agency
Created on Apr 5th 2001, 14:20:19 by neo fausuto/PIA, contains 21 texts
Kindskopfsülze
Created on May 21st 2008, 19:17:09 by tootsie, contains 4 texts
Kelchmanifest
Created on May 1st 2008, 21:33:11 by Oh_Du_mein_Göttlicher_Kelch!, contains 4 texts
Schweinebrust
Created on Apr 28th 2005, 11:23:54 by simoncito, contains 3 texts
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