Amount of texts to »brain« 77, and there are 75 texts (97.40%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 182 Characters
Average Rating 2.792 points, 7 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 15th 2000, 16:37:02 wrote
Babylon 69 about brain
Latest text on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote
Gerhard about brain
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on Dec 11th 2011, 01:46:09 wrote
Eliran Malka about brain

on Mar 3rd 2008, 18:24:54 wrote
pat batemann about brain

on Sep 17th 2005, 12:15:39 wrote
call me brian about brain

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Texts to »Brain«

seele wrote on Sep 10th 2008, 15:09:46 about

brain

Rating: 12 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Sometimes I think my brain is it's own entity.
I tell it to do something for me and it's like a kid – sticks its tongue out at me and does nothing.
And then sometimes, I'd be just sitting there, doing nothing in particular and all of a sudden my brain starts jumping up and down yelling at me that it found the answer to a question I never asked it to solve.

Most of the time we get along real well.
Right now, we don't.
Brain, please do what you're told.

SEWilco wrote on Apr 19th 2000, 18:02:54 about

brain

Rating: 8 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Brains on this planet are groupings of tangled neurons, intermixed with nutrition structures to keep the brain awake and running for a reasonable period of time. If you are lucky your brain has connections which allow it to work reasonably well.

Then you sleep and get to try again tomorrow.

Soren wrote on Jan 3rd 2001, 06:20:34 about

brain

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Left brain, right brain – it all sounds so political.

rimmer wrote on May 29th 2001, 14:36:54 about

brain

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I washed my brain last night and now I can't do a thing with it.

rimmer wrote on May 6th 2001, 03:38:06 about

brain

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The brain sits there, in a tank of bubbling nutrients, apparently just... thinking.

Lying lynx wrote on May 24th 2000, 21:18:52 about

brain

Rating: 21 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The rain quits and starts again.
So does my brain.

Jeff wrote on May 8th 2000, 07:29:41 about

brain

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I used to know a guy named Brain. They made a mistake at the hospital just after he was born and typed »Brain« instead of »Brian.« You'd think something like that would really mess someone up, but Brain loved his name – wore it like a feather in his hat.

Kitteh Katt wrote on Sep 11th 2011, 08:28:10 about

brain

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I cannot brain today, I have the dumb.

jane wrote on Dec 16th 2000, 06:39:21 about

brain

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

my brain is the best toy i ever had and i don't need permission or instructions to play with it!

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