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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 wrote Dragan
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on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy
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on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy about cow
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:56:58 wrote Emma Example about cow
on Mar 28th 2001, 06:17:57 wrote George about cow
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Silberfinger wrote on Dec 30th 2000, 23:19:31 about
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Two cows are grazing on their farmers field next to each other. Says one cow, »Hey, what do you think about mad cow disease?« Replies the other, »Why the hell would I care? I'm a tractor.«
Ryan wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 19:08:38 about
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So we were driving down to Washington DC over spring break to visit our friend Scott, who was doing an internship down there. We saw a cow or five hundred on the way, but I didn't think much of those black and white beasts till now. Do you think a cow could survive in the wild, if humans went extinct tomorrow? It's a retorical question, and the answer is no! So, do I worry when I eat a cow burger or drink milk? No. Without my kind, there wouldn't be any cow anywhere.
Hebjo wrote on Apr 14th 2000, 23:28:33 about
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So, I've heard that cows are very curious animals. They sometimes get into trouble by climbing stairs. They also eat the rubber parts of tractors, and I've heard that they can lean their way through a barbed-wire fence.
Helen wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 19:36:56 about
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Don't know about »cow« but a bull once attacked me in a field during a school outward bound course.
I always hated outward bound ... cold, wet, uncomfortable I'd rather be curled up with a book.
Walking through a field of large white-and-black beasts, however quietly chewing, was not my idea of a good way to spend an afternoon.
When the bull started running from the other end of the field my classmates and I found a turn of speed I would never have realised I could achieve.
So I suppose I got something out of that encounter. I've always been much better at the sprint than any other sporting event.
sara the mac wrote on Aug 3rd 2000, 04:50:40 about
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cow vs non-cow. the very absence of cow. anti-cow. a hole in the world where the cow concept would be, if there were one.
not to be north-america-centric or anything, but in a cow-free nonbovine world, the answer to »got milk?« would be »no.« or »milk?«
unless of course someone thought to bring on the goat or the sheep, the mare or the camel or fer cryin out loud, the soybean.
i've seen cows when they're drunk. it's not a pretty sight.
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